Barney Miller (TV Series)

The Social Worker (1975)

Alex Henteloff: Harold Polanski

Quotes 

• Harold Polanski : You know, I happen to have a brother, he owns a machine shop in Huntington, Long Island, Polanski Foundry and Ironworks. He's making money hand over fist. You think he'd help me, forget it. He'd help anyone in the world except me, right... right.

• Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Hey Harris.

  Det. Ron Harris : Yeah

  Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Fingerprints check out

  Det. Ron Harris : Beautiful

  Harold Polanski : Yeah. We had to take some new pictures. You gained some weight since the last one, Eh? Mr. Polanski

  Harold Polanski : It's guilt. It makes you eat like a pig. I used to be taller too.

• Harold Polanski : Hey Harris, how many of those checks you got ?

  Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Thirteen, totaling 374 dollars and 30 ents

  Harold Polanski : Why would a guy pass out that much paper for so little cash ?

  Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : He's crooked but not greedy ? Hey, uh, Does this look like the same dude to you?

  Harold Polanski : I don't know, checks are not my speciality, bills are more my line.

• Harold Polanski : What is that, something new? It's the story of my life... .They sit up there laughing at me. The Break-Givers, The Gods of Men. Nothing for you today Polanski. We got a load of no luck for you again.