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Super Hilarious, Crude Bad Parking Cards 50 Pack. Prank Idiot Parkers and Get the Satisfaction of Revenge With Funny NSFW Novelty Notices. Gag Note Cards Make Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers for Ages 18+
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Age Range (Description) | Adult |
Brand | Witty Yeti |
Theme | Humor |
Material | Cardstock |
Color | White, Assorted |
About this item
- NOT YOUR FATHER'S REVENGE CARDS! Idiots that can't park driving you crazy? Show those stupid double parking mother truckers how you really feel with our profanity filled, NSFW, vengeance note pack
- PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better! Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot stealing, Jeep driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation!
- SATISFACTION ASSURED FOR LIFE. We stand behind all of our products. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- Patrol the parking lot and deliver justice with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Did that a hole at the store with the BMW steal your parking spot? Get even with that moron using our funniest raunchy cards.
- THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Share laughs with friends when you break these out at the White Elephant Christmas party. They're also amazing birthday presents for the men and women road-ragers in your life.
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Product information
Product Dimensions | 3.1 x 2.2 x 0.9 inches |
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Item Weight | 1.06 ounces |
ASIN | B01HLGZRCQ |
Manufacturer recommended age | 18 years and up |
Best Sellers Rank | #305,537 in Home & Kitchen (See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen) #16 in Christmas Stockings & Holders |
Customer Reviews |
4.8 out of 5 stars |
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
Language | English |
Manufacturer | Witty Yeti |
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Don't get mad at parking lot idiots, get even! Revenge is yours with our 50 pack of bad parking cards with 10 insulting NSFW sayings for maximum savagery. Put the keys down and pick up one of our offensive parking cards that won't end with a visit from the police. Enjoy sweet revenge while your target is forced to realize they parked like moron. There's a less insult for everyone with our assorted set of sayings.No pen, no problem!We already wrote the perfect insults for you. Simply leave our humorous card on their car and let it do the talking. No more wasting time digging around for a pencil and paper to scribble an angry letter. Let that motorcycle manic feel your rage when you pick out a unique insult just for him.Are these cards safe for work?Only if no one sees you plant them on your crappy coworkers car. This is the best prank pack recommended for adults 18+. Looking for something a little less mean? We also offer a clean family friendly, office safe, version. Can I have a sneak peek of the phrases?Some smash hits include: The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad pulled out.
With a truck that big, your dick must be tiny. Not used to putting big things in small spaces, eh? Learn to park, baby-c**k.
Some tools are useful and handy, other Tools don't understand how to f***ing park.
If your parking job reflects your overall life conditions, then you must be used to the phrase \ Dumpster Fire\ .What's in the box?You will receive one box of 50 (fifty) 2x3.5in cardstock bad parking notes - 5 each of 10 different phrases.
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If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!
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Customers like the value, quality, variety and humor of the tabletop game. For example, they mention it's worth the money, perfect for those super cheap gift exchanges and that the cards are of good quality. That said, they're happy with the gift. Opinions are mixed on readability.
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Customers find the humor in the game hilarious, hysterical, and worth the money. They also say the cards are funny, with spot-on insults. Customers also say it's a fun little gag gift for the white elephant exchange at Christmas.
"...Good quality paper and the insults were spot on. I may reorder a box for me, too." Read more
"Bought these as part of a white elephant gift. Huge hit! Absolutely hysterical!" Read more
"...get kind of raunchy, but if you have an open sense of humor, they are hysterical!!! Everyone wanted to know exactly where on Amazon they came from." Read more
"Fun little gag gifts for the white elephant exchange at Christmas." Read more
Customers are satisfied with the quality of the game. They mention that the cards are awesome, genius, and a wonderful stocking stuffer. The card stock is nice and the game is very practical.
"...Good quality paper and the insults were spot on. I may reorder a box for me, too." Read more
"...They're definitely tempting! The crude humor might not suit everyone, but if you're up for a bold statement, these cards deliver...." Read more
"Bought these as part of a white elephant gift. Huge hit! Absolutely hysterical!" Read more
"...Though the cards themselves are excellent quality, I do agree with some other reviewers in that they are a little bit more crass than the..." Read more
Customers find the gift to be funny, useful, and a great gag gift. They also say it's the best white elephant gift, secret Santa gift, and stocking stuffer. Customers also say the game works great for a work party and is very useful.
"He giggled like he was 12 again. Perfect gift for someone that complains about other drivers all the time...." Read more
"...They make great gifts, too. LoL!" Read more
"Perfect for a white elephant gift exchange or anything really. I was wishing I would have kept them for myself!" Read more
"Fun gift, Son-in-law was excited to use them." Read more
Customers like the value of the game. They say it's worth the money, affordable, and a great gift for the money. Some say it’s perfect for those super cheap gift exchanges at work parties. Overall, most are happy with their purchase and recommend it to others.
"...so I love these and putting them on dumb drivers/parkers cars..worth the money" Read more
"Such a great white elephant gift idea! It's affordable and packaged well." Read more
"Worth the money, just would like for there to be more than 5 of each." Read more
"Bought it for yankee swap. Funny, small and cheap. We all know someone who would really like to pass these out...." Read more
Customers like the variety of the tabletop game. They say the different designs make it fun, cute, and unique.
"Well worth it! These are unique and funny and relevant, unlike some. They’re more hilarious than mean and nasty in my opinion...." Read more
"This is a great gift for all driving ages! They cards are funny and unique!" Read more
"...I thought they'd be bigger for some reason. Cute!" Read more
"Lots of repetition. Wish there had been more options for the sayings on the cards. It felt cheap but it did well at the White Elephant...." Read more
Customers find the sayings in the tabletop game to be awesome, witty, and priceless. They also appreciate the different sayings and the black cards that separate them.
"These are totally hilarious!!! They include 5 of each saying and separate them with black cards for easy finding!..." Read more
"...They are a perfect size, like a business card. They are a set of different sayings. Everybody was hoping to take a set before the game finished." Read more
"...And these cards have different sayings. Perfect for dad" Read more
"...I know you have been there. They have some awesome and witty phrases. So pick your attitude and then choose the appropriate card." Read more
Customers are mixed about the readability of the tabletop game. Some mention that the cards are nicely printed and packaged well, look like real business cards until you flip them over, and are printed on high quality cards. However, others say that the language is crude and foul.
"...They are sturdy and easy to read." Read more
"They are definitely crude with foul language. Perfect for the crabby drivers in my life but may be offensive to some." Read more
"...I also was pleasantly surprised by how nice the cards are designed for each saying, and they are printed on some high quality cards!!" Read more
"...However, upon receiving the cards, I saw that some of them contain curse words (F... word, D... word)...." Read more
Customers are mixed about the size of the tabletop game. Some mention they are a perfect size, like a business card, while others say they are smaller than expected. The box is smaller than a deck of cards, and some customers even say the size is laughable.
"...The fact that they are so small, makes me feel like I will have to grab another small gift to go with it. Makes me look cheap, haha...." Read more
"Bought it for yankee swap. Funny, small and cheap. We all know someone who would really like to pass these out...." Read more
"These are a lot smaller than I’d expected, but a funny gift either way." Read more
"...The box its smaller than a deck of cards. I thought for 20 bucks they would be bigger...." Read more
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Though the cards themselves are excellent quality, I do agree with some other reviewers in that they are a little bit more crass than the description would lead one to believe. I certainly wouldn’t put some of these on anyone’s car! Hence it loses one star.
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I've been leaving them on cars of people that park like donkeys.